The 395 Best Fantasy Football Team Names for the 2021 NFL Season

There is nothing better than winning a chip, receiving your championship ring, and having the hands-down best team name. Be creative, be brave, and most of all, be funny. Take inspiration from everywhere; the horrible ending in Game of Thrones, Big Ben's issues with consent, everything is fair game. 

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Here are our top 10 for 2021:

  1. Trey Lance, Lance Refridgeration
  2. Tua Lipa
  3. MeNajee Trois
  4. Jonnu World Order
  5. Big DK Energy
  6. Clyde-Edwards-Despair
  7. Bonnie and Clyde
  8. Boyds II Men
  9. The Joe Burrow Experience
  10. Diggs out for Harambe

Here were 10 of our favourites in 2020:

  1. Corona Crew
  2. Entitled Millennials
  3. My Neck, My Dak
  4. Lick my Beasley and my Zack
  5. Jake Fromm State Farm
  6. Smokin' Jay Cutler
  7. Josh Gordon's Dealer
  8. The Mixon Administration
  9. Country Roads, Take Mahomes
  10. Blounts with Mahomes

In case you are too good for any of those, here are almost 400 team names for you to consider:

  1. 1.21 JJ WATTS
  2. 13 Reason Ajayi
  3. 2 Gurley's 1 Kupp
  4. 2 Mannings, 1 Kupp
  5. 50 Trent
  6. 80% Mental, 40% Physical
  7. 99 Problems But a Fitz Ain’t One
  8. A Gronking in December
  9. A Zeke Outlook
  10. Abdullah Oblongata
  11. Ain’t No Such Thing as Halfway Cooks
  12. Ajayi Another Day
  13. Al Hurns and Gurley
  14. All About That Bosa
  15. All About the Benjamins
  16. All Barkley, All Bite 
  17. All I do is Winston
  18. All That I Snead
  19. All You Snead is Love
  20. Alshon of the Dead
  21. Amari 2600
  22. Amari Teenage Riot
  23. Baby Got Dak
  24. Backfields and McCoys
  25. Bad and BouBrees
  26. Baker's Dozen
  27. Beasley Boys
  28. Bend It Like Beckham
  29. Big Gronkowski
  30. Big Ol' Bortles
  31. Big Turn Goff
  32. Blake the Snakes
  33. Blount Force Trauma
  34. Blountsprout and Ivorysaur
  35. Boldin the Beautiful
  36. Boom Boom Powell
  37. Born to Maclin
  38. Bortles Service
  39. Boy Named Suh
  40. Boyz N Da Hood
  41. Brady Did Its
  42. Brady Gaga
  43. Brees the Sheriff
  44. Breesy Like Sunday Morning
  45. Bringin’ the Woodhead
  46. Call Me the Brees
  47. Can You Diggs It?
  48. Can't Stop the Thielen
  49. Check My Balls
  50. Christian Missionaries
  51. Chronic Masterdeflater
  52. Chronicles of Riddick
  53. Clam Crowder
  54. Cobb Deep
  55. Corona Crew
  56. Country Road, Take Mahomes
  57. Crab-leg Bootleg
  58. Crowella du Ville
  59. Cry Me a Rivers
  60. Czar of the Martellustrator
  61. Dak and Yellow
  62. Dak to the Future
  63. Dakstreet's Back
  64. Dalton’s Abbey
  65. Dalvin & The Chipmunks
  66. Dandy Merediths
  67. Danger, Allen Robinson, Danger
  68. Death Ertz-tificate
  69. Demaryius Had A Little Lamb
  70. Deshaun of the Dead
  71. DeVante’s Inferno
  72. Dez Dispensers
  73. Dez Does Dallas
  74. Dez Nuts
  75. Dez-ed & Confused
  76. Diggs in a Blanket
  77. Dion Lewis and Clark
  78. Dirty Landry
  79. Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
  80. Discount Belichick
  81. Don't Go Breaking My Chark
  82. Don’t Play McCoy with Me
  83. Don't Eli To My Face
  84. Doug E. Freshes
  85. Drake's New Favorite Team
  86. Drinkin' Fortes
  87. Dude, Where's Derek Carr?
  88. Dude, You're Getting O-Dell!
  89. Eastbound and Brown
  90. Eat, Drink and D. Murray!
  91. Edward Chubby Hands
  92. Eh Forget It Mahomes2Helaire
  93. Eiferted
  94. El Gordo Y La Flacco
  95. Erect Dicker
  96. Evil Empire
  97. Ezekiel 25:17
  98. Fanatical Christians
  99. FartSmellus Buttnutt
  100. Fat and Lacy
  101. Fatt Morte
  102. Favre Dollar Footlong
  103. Fleener Than a Junkyard Dog
  104. Floyd Rage
  105. For the Winston
  106. For Whom the Bell Tolls
  107. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  108. Forte inch Ditka
  109. Forte Shades of Grey
  110. Forte Yard Dash
  111. Forte Year Old Virgin
  112. Fournettecation
  113. Frankly, Ameer, I Don't Give a Damn
  114. Free Bradys
  115. From Wentz You Came
  116. Game of Jones
  117. Geno 911!
  118. Get Your Tyreek On
  119. Giovani Vidi Vici
  120. Gisele's Bundchens
  121. Goff and Wet and/or Soft and Wentz
  122. Goff Balls
  123. Golden Grahams
  124. Golden McCaffrey
  125. Golden Taint
  126. Golden Tate Warriors
  127. Golladay Inn Express
  128. Gone Gurley
  129. Gore Values
  130. Gould Members
  131. Green Eggs and Beckham
  132. Green Eggs and Cam
  133. Green Initiative
  134. Gronk You Like a Hurricane
  135. Gronky Kong
  136. GurleyThings
  137. Gym, Tannehill, Landry
  138. Hangin with Mr. Cooper
  139. Hard Knocks Life
  140. Hartline Bling
  141. Harris Buellers Day Off
  142. Happy Golladays
  143. Hanging with Hernandez
  144. Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
  145. Hernandez Hit Men
  146. Hey, DJ! Moore JuJu on That Beat
  147. Hide & Zeke
  148. Highway to Bell
  149. Hogan's Heroes
  150. Honeybaked Beckham
  151. Hooked on a Thielen
  152. Hot Lockett
  153. Hurns Notice
  154. Hyde and Go Luck Yourself
  155. Hyde The Women and Children
  156. Hyde and Zeke
  157. I Gotta Thielen
  158. I’ll Make You Jameis
  159. I’m an Edelmaniac
  160. I'm Thielen Myself
  161. In a Van Down by the Rivers
  162. Inglorious Staffords
  163. Inglourious Bradfords
  164. Ingram Toenails
  165. InstaGraham
  166. InstaJimmyGraham
  167. It’s Von Like Donkey Kong
  168. It's a Hard Gronk Life
  169. It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
  170. It's Too Late to Say Amari
  171. Jamaal About That Bass
  172. Jamaal Charles in Charge
  173. Jason Kelce's Speech Writer
  174. Jason Kelce's Tailor
  175. Jay-Z's My Agent
  176. JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team
  177. John Brown Hind Parts
  178. Johnson and More Johnson
  179. Josh Jacobs Jingelheimer Schmidt
  180. Jonesin’ For a Touchdown
  181. Julio Let the Dogs Out
  182. Julio Think You Are?
  183. Just Say Wentz
  184. Kaepernick Swag
  185. Keenan and Odell
  186. Keep Choppin’ Woodhead
  187. Kelce Lately
  188. Keyshawn Beliebs
  189. Kissing Cousins Good-bye
  190. Kissing Suzy Kolber
  191. Kizer Wide Shut
  192. Knockin on Evans Door
  193. Kung Suh Panda
  194. Laces Out
  195. Lacy Underalls
  196. Ladies and Edelman
  197. Lamar the Merrier!
  198. Lamar You Serious?
  199. Lamars Attacks
  200. Lamb of God
  201. Land of the Freeman
  202. Landry Service
  203. Le’Veon a Prayer
  204. Let Sleeping Dogs Eli
  205. Let's Get Riddickulous!
  206. Le'Veon a Prayer
  207. Le'Veon Diamonds
  208. Le'Veon la Vida Loca
  209. Le'Veon Let Die
  210. Little Red Fournette
  211. Lockett Up
  212. Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
  213. Luckness Monster
  214. Luckness Monsters
  215. Make America Gronk Again
  216. Make Demaryica Great Again!
  217. Makin' It DWayne
  218. Mahomes Alone
  219. Mahomes Alone 2
  220. Mannings' O-Face
  221. Marcus Mari...otto
  222. Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  223. Mariota Kart
  224. Marshawn of the Dead
  225. Martellus All About It
  226. Me and Julio
  227. MegaErtz
  228. Mercedes Wentz
  229. Mike Vick in a box
  230. Miller Genuine Draft Picks
  231. Miller’s Bossin’
  232. Montee Can Buy you Happiness
  233. More than a Thielen
  234. Mount Douchemore
  235. Mr. Anderson... we missed you
  236. Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
  237. Mr. UGG Boots
  238. Mixon's Five Finger Death Punch
  239. Multiple Goregasms
  240. Murray Up and Wait
  241. My Ball Zach Ertz
  242. My Favorite Martin
  243. My Percy's on Broadway
  244. My TE Ertz When Eifert
  245. Ndamkey Kong
  246. No Money Manziel
  247. No Romo
  248. Not Racist Redskins
  249. Notorious DGB’s
  250. Oops. I Wentz and got a Chubb
  251. O...dell No!
  252. O.J.'s Parole Board
  253. OBJYN
  254. O-Dell No
  255. Off to Tennessee the Whiz
  256. Party Cruisers
  257. Party Like a Gronk Star
  258. Peachy Keenan
  259. Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
  260. Pitch a Trent
  261. Pocket Lockett
  262. PokeMoncrief
  263. Pop-Lockett-Drop It
  264. Poppin’ Bortles
  265. Pounding Fortes
  266. Praise the Jord-y
  267. Pill Cosby
  268. Rage Against the Vereen
  269. Rawls is War
  270. Rawls Royces
  271. Rebel Yeldons
  272. Red Hot Julius Peppers
  273. Red Head Redemption
  274. Reeding Rainbow
  275. Remember the Titans
  276. Revis' Vineyard
  277. RG3-Way
  278. Roethlisberger Helper
  279. Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
  280. Rudolph the Red-Zone Reindeer
  281. Rugg and Tug
  282. Runs Like a Gurley
  283. Samford and Peterson
  284. San Francisco 4th & 9ers
  285. Sanu Jack City
  286. Sat Down Wrong and My Ballages are Kalen Me
  287. Saved by the Bell
  288. Saving Matt Ryan
  289. Scobee Snacks
  290. Shady’s Gurley Party
  291. Shake it Goff
  292. Sherman's Last Rant
  293. Show Me the Money
  294. Show Me Your TDs
  295. Slow White Bronco
  296. Silence of CeeDee Lamb
  297. Smokin' Jay Cutler
  298. Song of Matty Ice and Fire
  299. Special Zay
  300. St. Bernards
  301. Stacked Deckers
  302. Staff Infection
  303. Stafford Infection
  304. Stairway to Evans
  305. Steady Cams
  306. Steady Cobbin’
  307. Sterling SilverWare
  308. Suicide Squad
  309. Suh Girls, One Cup
  310. Suh-and-a-Half Men
  311. Suh-Tang Clan (Ain't Nuthing Ta F Wit) 
  312. Super Mario-ta
  313. Sutton Makes Me Hardman
  314. Tanking for Tua
  315. T.Y. Dolla $ign
  316. T.Y. Very Much
  317. Take ‘em to the Woodhead
  318. Tate is Enough
  319. Tate Misbehavin'
  320. Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  321. That’s My DJs
  322. That's Bilal, Folks!
  323. The Backfields and McCoys
  324. Theilen Up Your Cousins
  325. The Big Gronkowski
  326. The Black Crowells
  327. The Boldin the Beautiful
  328. The Brady Bunch
  329. The Ball Fondlers
  330. The Chip Coming to Mahomes
  331. The Counting Crowells
  332. The Door’s Ajayi
  333. The Dukes of Hazzard
  334. The Fabulous Baker Boy
  335. The Gurley Gates
  336. The Hauschka Always Wins
  337. The Jeremy Hills Have Eyes
  338. The JPP Fireworks Incident
  339. The Mixon Administration
  340. The No-Bell Prize
  341. The SugarHill Gang
  342. The Tannehills Have Eyes
  343. The Walking Dez
  344. The White Welkers
  345. Thielen Like Makin' Love
  346. To Be Prosise
  347. Tommy Two Phones
  348. Touchdown Breesus
  349. Trolling Crabtree
  350. Turn Down for Watkins
  351. Turn Down for Watt
  352. Turn Goff the Lights
  353. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
  354. U Mad Bro?
  355. Up All Night to Get Luck-y
  356. Upper Deckers
  357. View From Lamar
  358. Waka Flacco Flame
  359. Watch the Ingram Car Please
  360. Washington Fantasy Team
  361. WD-Forte 
  362. We Wilfork You
  363. We’re Allen this Together
  364. Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady
  365. Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
  366. What Can Brown Do For You
  367. When the Le'Veon Breaks
  368. Wilfork Dance Party
  369. Wilfork on 1st Date
  370. Wings of a Davante
  371. Winning Is My Forte
  372. X Marks the Spot
  373. Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker
  374. Yo Adrians
  375. Yo Belichick Yo Self
  376. Yo DJ
  377. You Down With JPP?
  378. You Know You Gano Lose
  379. You Manziel, Bro?
  380. Your Brate Is Sealed
  381. Zeke Geeks
  382. Zeke Squad

Did we miss any GREAT names? Share the best name you have created in the comments below!

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